I Think They Have Those

Here's how Dante decided it's OK to go live in Japan for a while:

"So, Dante, what do you think about going to live in Japan for a while?"
"I don't want to go."
"Why not?"
"Because they don't have computers there."
"Oh, I think they do have computers. And we'll take ours with us."
Looking thoughtful. "Do they have TV?"
"Yes, they have TV, too. And, you know what? At school in Japan, they speak English."
"Really?" His eyes widened.

So, Japan is better than Spain, because he doesn't have a computer in Spain, and Japan is better than Minnesota, because at school in Minnesota, they speak French.